Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Coming Soon to Theaters in 2009


Mary Poppins II The Addiction


It has been leaked that the role of Mary Poppins will be played once again by the venerable Julie Andrews. The premise, the alchemic nanny comes back from 40 years of obscurity only to find that Jane and Michael have died from diabetic heart attacks induced by spoonfuls of sugar coupled with the ominous reality that a majority of domestic households have lapsed into complete dysfunction which drives her into severe depression and eventually heroin addiction and becomes a drug overlord of the poppy industry that finally leads her to live up to her name.
Critics remain skeptic, but not Ebert, who already gave the film two thumbs up and then sat on his hands.

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